I've just gotten on station for the start of my shift, only to find out that some scrote had broken into the station last night and nicked the video recorder and DVD player.

I mean, it's not like we are ever on station long enough to use them, but it's the principle of the matter.

These are the sort of people who we serve, these are the sort of people we are polite, professional and caring towards - and this is how we are repaid...

Now I'm on my favourite shift, picking up drunks on a Friday night. All I can say is if they know what is good for them, they had better not annoy me...