Just some back from my favourite job of the last four 12 hour shifts...

Patient is 6 months pregnant and she is feeling the baby move. Given to us as "Abdominal pain, pregnant - Category 'A'".

Had to take her out of our area to the maternity unit she is booked under.

Panicking neighbours were telling her it was early labour (Quote I've had three babies)

At least the patient herself was fairly pleasant...