Can I have one of these please boss?

It is designed to plug into an oxygen cylinder and will automatically perform effective CPR (they tested it on pigs, which I can't really support - I like pigs, and I have friends who love pigs.)

I mean, not only will it mean that I can be lazy and not actually have to jump up and down on someone's chest, but if I'm the sole responder I can then concentrate on breathing for the patient.

Also it is more effective than manual CPR, and unlike me it doesn't get tired.

Only £6,000 - we can't let Staffordshire ambulance service beats us now, can we?

Note - photograph from the Daily Mail website, copyright does not belong to me.

I’ve not posted anything about hurricane Katrina, mainly because I have to say that hasn’t already been said by better people than me.

Instead, here is some haunting writing by two Paramedics caught up in the middle of it.

“Unfortunately, our sinking feeling (along with the sinking City) was correct. Just as dusk set in, a Gretna Sheriff showed up, jumped out of his patrol vehicle, aimed his gun at our faces, screaming, "Get off the fucking freeway". A helicopter arrived and used the wind from its blades to blow away our flimsy structures. As we retreated, the sheriff loaded up his truck with our food and water.”

“In the pandemonium of having our camp raided and destroyed, we scattered once again. Reduced to a small group of 8 people, in the dark, we sought refuge in an abandoned school bus, under the freeway on Cilo Street. We were hiding from possible criminal elements but equally and definitely, we were hiding from the police and sheriffs with their martial law, curfew and shoot-to-kill policies.”