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View Article  A Rude Wake Up

I'm woken up by the phone ringing, we'd returned to station at four in the morning and had been put on a break, we had wasted no time in get our head down for some well needed sleep. So far it had been a busy nightshift.

"Morning!", came the cheery voice of Control down the phone, "We have a car vs. car RTA for you".

Barely functioning, let alone awake, we headed to the ambulance and started the engine - thankfully the call wasn't far away. Often with RTAs you can guess what type of call they will be depending on what road they occur. Small roads tend to be more bumps than crashes while there are a few roads on our patch which are notorious for having horrendous smashes (markedly lessened by the introduction of speed cameras it has to be said).

The road we were going to was a sliproad off of a dual carriageway - there was a high probability that this was a high speed collision.

Reaching the scene we saw that the accident had been caused by a low roof van driving into the back of a car, pushing it halfway across the junction. Two FRU's were on scene.

While my crewmate parked up in a way to protect the area we were working on, I jumped out to find out from the FRUs what was going on.

"This one's all right, just a bit shaken up", shouted one FRU, the other looked a bit more worried so I went around to him.

Even half asleep I could see that this was going to be a serious call.

Dear reader, I would like you to consider exactly how tough windscreen glass is - it's actually a fairly strong thing and it's for this reason there are special tools used for breaking them. This is why sensible people wear seatbelts. Even when people wear these we come across people who have cracked the windscreen, 'bullseyed' it in our own particular jargon.

This person hadn't been wearing a seatbelt, she'd been going at a fair speed, then she'd come to a sudden stop. Well... her vehicle had come to a sudden stop, she'd kept going, smashing herself first into the steering wheel then into the windscreen.

There wasn't a crack in the windscreen, instead it had shattered, held together it had a huge bulge in it perfectly matching the shape of our patient's head.

So immediately I'm thinking neck injury and brain injury, let alone what it's done to her face.

"She's admitted not wearing a seatbelt", the FRU told me as he finished putting a neck collar on her.

So if the patient is talking her airway is alright. That's one thing in her favour.

I jogged round to the back of the van and opened the door, thankfully the van was empty and I crawled in and took the patient's head in my hands. The FRU told me more about his initial assessment, but he'd only been here a little longer than us.

As I was holding the head I was free to do some thinking and start directing the people around me. I checked that the other emergency services had been called, the police to close off the road and the fire service to cut the top off the van so we could get the patient out safely. I got the FRU to do some more in depth assessment and set up monitoring - he'd do it anyway, but I'm a bossy swine sometimes. My crewmate was calling for the doctors on HEMS as I thought that we could do with a hand from them.

The patient was still alert and orientated, but I was worried that this would change.

The fire service arrived and started the preparations to cutting the roof of the van, meanwhile the FRU kept telling me his findings while I was thinking of the next step.

I don't know what it was because I couldn't see my patient, all I could do was feel her neck - but something told me that she was starting to lose consciousness...

To be continued.

View Article  Criminal

Often when there is a bit of news about an ambulance service in the news I'll try to expand on the reporting by suggesting ways in which a, perhaps short-sighted, bit of journalism is obscuring the probable truth.

I don't do this just to provide 'balance', in some idealistic 'everyone who has an opinion is equally important' fashion, but instead to give as much of a voice to a member of staff or Trust that can't necessarily be as blunt as I can.

This goes doubly so for some of the more lurid tabloid reporting.

However, in this particular case, I can't think of any reason why the person involved in this shouldn't be fired.

A 999 patient died after an ambulance driver diverted to the depot instead of going to hospital-because he had over-run his shift.

The driver complained to a colleague that he was 15 minutes past the end of his duty and wanted to clock off. He got out of the ambulance without even telling his replacement there was a cricically <sic> sick case being tended by another medic in the back.

The new driver sped on to hospital as quickly as he could - but the detour had added half a mile and four crucial minutes to the journey. The patient, who had suffered a stroke, deteriorated during the drive and died of a suspected heart attack soon after arriving at A&E.

While I doubt that the four extra minutes travel time contributed to the death of the patient (although that isn't a certainty) there is no way that this is acceptable behaviour. If this story is true (and while the News of the World isn't exactly a top quality paper, I doubt they'd make this story up) then the driver has no excuse for their actions.

It's part of our job to sometimes be off late, we try not to be but in some cases it's unavoidable. I've been late off work more times than I can count, in fact it's the norm that I'm at least five or ten minutes off late.

To impact patient care in such a fashion in order to get off on time is frankly criminal and the person involved should have the book thrown at them.

View Article  Level Zero

Because I'm spending most of today running around like a runny-around thing, I'm going to cheat and show you a rather splendid film on EMS called 'Level Zero'. It's about twenty minutes long and I hope you enjoy it.

LEVEL ZERO - The Movie from Thaddeus Setla on Vimeo.

You can find out more about it here.

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You can also hear me try to make some sort of sense on the EMS Garage podcast. I say 'try and make sense' because it is recorded at around 3am my time, so I'm not at my best you understand. I've just taken part on another one that should be posted fairly soon. Which is why I'm posting this at 4:45 am.

The sun is coming up, that means I need to go to bed...

View Article  Day One

Back to work with a nice little (twelve hour) late shift. Late enough to lay in bed, but not late enough that you feel like dying at 4am that morning.

As I'm back to work after a long absence I'm being 'third manned', another ambulance person is on the truck with me in case I freak out and go mad or something. It's a good way to ease you back into work should you need it - something I didn't really need so my 'third man' had a lovely easy shift.

As for the patients, well it seemed that I went to most of the stereotypical jobs during the night, missing only the 'elderly person on the floor', 'urine infection' and 'demented nursing home patient'. We missed an 'assault' just by virtue of the police getting there first.

What was surprising was that we needed to 'blue light' four patient's straight into the resuscitation room - but at least it means we earned our pay.

Our first job of the shift was a very pleasant gentleman who had a problem with his heart - we took him into hospital and, unlike most of my other patient's I got to talk to him the next day when he walked up to me in the hospital and shook my hand and thanked me. It doesn't often happen and so I think that this handshake will stay with me for some time.

The rest of the shift was fine, with lots of nice patients and nice relatives - the only exception was a drunk in a pub who'd injured themselves, we had to scoop him up off the floor while making sure we didn't aggravate his twenty friends who were all around half a pint away from falling over themselves all while trying to prove that they liked him the most. It had something to do with football is all I know.

So it was a good shift, if busy and when some time passes I'll no doubt write more about some of those patients.

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I've just heard from my publisher that "More, Blood, More Sweat and Another Cup Of Tea" is back from the printers and that it should be in shops for the weekend.

View Article  RTW

I've just phoned the resource centre at work to let them know that I'm fit to return to work. My first shift is a Sunday late shift - and I can't wait.

(Of course, give it two weeks and I'll be screaming to come off the road again...)

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On Saturday I shall be at the MCM London Expo indulging in my inner nerd. If you ant to stop me and have a chat please do feel free - I don't bite*.

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For those that are interested, my calendar is starting to fill up with PR/Marketing stuff around 'More Blood, More Sweat And Another Cup Of Tea' - more of which as it approaches. There is at least one national TV slot lined up.

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How do you check to see if an ID card is genuine? Flick it with your finger and see what noise it makes. (I wish I had the energy to find the actual government website that gives this advice).

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*Insert standard joke 'unless you want me to...' which is, I believe, a legal requirement.

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View Article  Stubborn

We were finishing up our paperwork at the hospital when my crewmate's mobile phone rang. It was one of our fast car drivers and he was asking if we could hurry up our time at hospital because he had a nasty job that needed to get to hospital quickly. We were the only crew who weren't currently dealing with a patient and so we 'greened up' and, after getting the job from Control headed over to his location.

We arrived on scene to find the patient's elderly husband and her daughter already there - the FRU and patient were nowhere to be seen. We were directed to the top of the stairs where the FRU was trying to persuade the patient to go to hospital.

"She's stubborn", the daughter said, "we fitted a stairlift for her, but she's too stubborn to use it".

It would seem that this elderly woman was heading upstairs to bed and had tripped up the stairs - in part because she never used the stairlift.

She was arguing with the FRU, he was telling her that she needed to go to hospital, she was insisting that she just wanted to go to bed. If her injuries weren't too bad we might be able to leave her at home.

What she had done was far from a minor injury.

Both of her shins were essentially 'degloved', the skin on her shins had gone and there was little left except for bone. Surprisingly there was less blood than you would think, but this was a very serious injury, quite possibly one that she wouldn't recover from. To be honest it was one of the nastiest injuries that I'd ever seen.

Given how long leg wounds can take to heal in the elderly, it wouldn't surprise me if, coupled with her other medical problems, that this vast injury would lead to her death.

We managed to persuade her into our carry chair and then essentially browbeat her into going to hospital. We dressed the wounds as best we could and took her to hospital.

What sticks in my mind is that if she hadn't been so stubborn, if she had used the stairlift that her family had fitted for her, then we wouldn't have been needed and our patient wouldn't have suffered a potentially fatal injury.

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The other reason why this job sticks in my head is because my mum is likewise stubborn, and I can see her killing herself falling off a chair while changing a lightbulb, or seriously injuring herself doing something daft rather than ask me or my brother for help.

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For those that care about my suffering, since I started on the Ciprofloxacin I've not had a decent night sleep, mostly due to restless legs or just through waking up during the night. I have this for a month, so, y'know, please send sympathies and Diazepam.

Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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