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View Article  Ex. Misc.

Just a few things to get you caught up on some of the things that have happened/will happen before I write a ‘proper’ ambulance post.

  • I’ve had the dreaded lurgy for the past couple of days (which is why my blogging has been so light).  I could fill you with disgust about the symptoms – but I’d rather draw a veil over them and just let you know that I’m finally managing to cough up huge gobbets of green mucus at the moment.
  • However – this illness comes at the right time.  My mum and brother are heading on holiday in the next few days, so I’ve taken a week of annual leave in order to housesit (or rather video record ‘Neighbours’ and ‘Doctors’ everyday for my mum).  They are having a couple of days in Toronto, a day in Niagara Falls and a couple of days in New York.  Any suggestions for must see things would be gratefully received.
  • As this holiday coincides with my week of off-duty, I have a whole fortnight off work.  This will make me both happy and bored.  While I have a few ambulance stories stockpiled, you may notice me going a bit ‘off topic’ occasionally.  I’d just humour me if I were you – I bite when I get upset.
  • I have new business cards.  They are a lovely shade of yellow and have one of Hugh’s cartoons on the back.  It says “This city is killing me but what a glorious death it is”.  The message just seems…right.
  • This Thursday I’m meeting up with a friend for drinks and curry in the Brick Lane area.  If you want to come along you are welcome – just email me for details.
  • I’ve been asked by the nice people at Londonist to take part in a multi-blogger talk.  It’s on Wednesday the 5th of April at the London Apple store starting at 7pm.  I’ll be chatting for twenty minutes or so on “Blogging as Identity – real and virtual”.  also there will be the lovely Annie Mole, the always interesting Tom Coates and the “I’ve not heard of them before – but they are the newest addition to my RSS feeder” Inky Circus.  You can get more details about it here (although I’m guessing that the Londonist chaps haven’t seen my Flickr stream…).
  • I’ve just gotten the ‘blad’ of Da Book.  A ‘blad’ for those who don’t know (and I didn’t know until I was told) is a short sampler for an upcoming book.  It’s kind of rough and at a quick glance there are a couple of things that need changing, but…  It’s really weird to see things that I’ve written actually on a page, in a book, with a cover and everything.  It’s still strange to think that a jumped up taxi driver can get a book published.
  • I’m currently listening to The Shortwave Set with it’s sublime “Repeat to fade” (You can get a smaller, but better quality video clip at their Myspace page).  I’m trying to get this out of my head…
  • Erm…  I think that’s it.
View Article  Da Book Is Away

I’ve finished the first draft of ‘Da Book’ and have sent it off to the publishers who will no doubt return it with lots of red marking all over it and a huge letter from the lawyers asking for a thousand and one changes.

I’m still not satisfied with it though – especially the introduction.

Oh well…

I’m also a fair bit nervous, will my publishers like it?  Will they laughingly throw it in the bin?  Will I look like a complete idiot with ideas above my station?  Who knows – the die has been cast.

My hands are now soaking in a bucket of ice and dreading the thought of a second/third/fourth draft.

Time for a little relaxation before I head off to work.

View Article  Amazon

Someone (who I can’t mention on pain of death) pointed out an Amazon page to me…

Where Da Book is listed

Which means that I better finish writing it…

It’s definitely a weird feeling to see it up on a website I buy most of my books from.  I’m currently polishing the ‘final’ first draft before sending it off to the publishers so they can edit it into something approaching English.  I’m having a bit of a crisis of confidence at the moment.  Reading through my old posts I’m constantly worried that my writing skills are not good enough to be published.

One thing that leaps out when you look at a collected bunch of posts is how I seem to spend a lot of time trying to get a cup of tea, or worrying about sleep.

At one point we seriously considered subtitling the book “One man’s quest for a cup of tea”.

It’ll be finished before the end of the week, so I’ll see what my publishers have to say.  Until then I’m afraid I’m going to be neglecting this blog and email.  Maybe I’ll post something from work via my mobile phone, but unless I come across a job that I simply must write about, the next post might take until Wednesday to write.

So I shall leave you to ponder an important life lesson about ‘ass-hair’.

View Article  Much Busy Work Stuff

As Neil Gaiman just wrote…

Writing away on about three different deadlines right now, so the blogging is probably going to suffer for a week or so. (Traditionally I either follow a post like that by disappearing completely or by posting twice as much.)

I never thought I’d share anything with him, but the first draft of ‘da book’ needs to be in by the end of the month, so blogging may be a bit light for the next two weeks or so.  I’ve got some stuff to write about last nights ORG meeting, some in private emails, some of which may end up in this blog.  There also may be some scribbling over a little project I’m doing – this may however remain private.

If I get something really interesting in the next two night-shifts I’ll let you know, but I may be a little to busy to turn belly-aches into interesting posts.

The Amazon adbox (the only ad I’ll ever have) has been turned into a “what I’m reading now” box.  Do with it as thou wilt.

View Article  Proof

A question for the smart people out there.  As you know ‘Tom Reynolds’ is just the name I write under.  Lets say I meet someone in the street – how do I prove that I write this blog?  Domain registry is one idea, but I’m not sure that it works in all cases.

I’m having an idea tickling around in my head while working on the book, something about how my blog is my identity…


UPDATE: Ok, I don't think I was clear - Let me explain what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking about blogs and digital identity. While not relevant in my line of business, there are people out there who want to improve their career, one way of doing this is by blogging. Imagine a situation where you can say to a potential employee "Hey, take a look at my blog, you'll see the sort of writer/person I am". I know a couple of people who got their jobs via blogging.

Now imagine me on IRC (or other chatrooms/IM clients). Someone asks me who I am - I'd like to point them to my blog and they can make their own mind up. Sure, my blog isn't me but it can give you a rough idea of what I'm about.

Your blog can be an important part of your 'worth' in the reputation economy of the social internet.

But... How can I prove (on IRC, or to a prospective employer) that I'm the person writing my blog. And what is to stop me from saying that I'm the real writer of an anonymous blog. I could always post a specific thing - but if I'm talking to more than one person, then my blog would turn into a series of rather strange posts.

So...is there a way to concretely link this blog to my identity.

It's just what I'm thinking about at present, no particular reasoning behind it - it's just the way my head works sometimes...
View Article  Love Boat

It’s 5:30am.  I’ve been up all night working on the book.

Why then am I both hypnotised and horrified by my first viewing of iconic 70’s TV programme “The Love Boat”?

It is, however, less surprising that I’m hypnotised by this zen non-game.

It’s also not surprising that I can barely string a sentence together…

 

View Article  To Answer Some Questions

To answer some few questions about ‘da Book’.

  • Yes, it is based around the blog – I’m taking blogposts from here, rewriting some of them, adding in new information and putting some of them in context.
  • Yes I am happy being published.  Very happy strangely enough.
  • I have to have the first draft in by the end of February, around 90,000 words.
  • I was approached by the Friday Project, I didn’t approach them.  Actually I was approached by three publishers at once.  Thus proving that publishers are like buses, none for ages and then three come at once.
  • The idea of publishing it under a Creative Commons license was my idea.  I think that the Friday Project are incredibly cool and forward looking to let me do this.  Publishing under this license will hopefully sell more copies, and let me feel like I’m not selling out.
  • I am surprised that people want to publish me.  When I started writing this blog it was the furthest thing from my mind.
  • Yes, Work know, and are happy with the whole idea.
  • No…it hasn’t quite sunk in yet…
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

All opinions on this website are mine alone, and may not reflect those of the L.A.S or other ambulance crews

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