...have seen more 'action' wedging open the security doors to nursing homes, than they have actually cutting clothing from trauma victims.
Sometimes they are used to cut off the clothing of drunks pretending to be unconscious.
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Things That Amuse Me #2
That my trauma shears...
...have seen more 'action' wedging open the security doors to nursing homes, than they have actually cutting clothing from trauma victims. Sometimes they are used to cut off the clothing of drunks pretending to be unconscious.
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Re: Things That Amuse Me #2
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CraigP
on Mon 11 Oct 2004 03:03 AM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
...things that amuse me 2a:
- that you'd try and rapidly gain access to nursing homes - if they really want you, they'll let you in. - that in the cold environs of London you would not have the odd trauma/medical that is wrapped in mutiple layers of clothing and is genuinely sick/unconscious and you really need to remove their clothing for fear of embarressment (two r's or two s's - can never really remember) by a picky triage nurse. My old trusty shears are nearly 8 years old and still work better than the service supplied el-cheapo ones. Happy clothes shearing or door opening! Re: Things That Amuse Me #2
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Kalshassan
on Tue 12 Oct 2004 12:57 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
In a pinch, they're also exceptionally handy for pulling teabags out of hot cuppas.
I've heard. Re: Re: Things That Amuse Me #2
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Reynolds
on Tue 12 Oct 2004 05:04 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
Ewww...
I just said I cut off the clothes of drunks..you know, urine, stale beer and worse. I'm not going to risk them anywhere near a cup of tea of mine. But I have used them to cut my toenails,,, Re: Re: Things That Amuse Me #2
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EMT1411
on Mon 09 Jul 2007 02:41 AM BST | Profile | Permanent Link
The antenna on a portable radio works great for stirring tea or coffee.
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