I found this on "Un-reconstructed Medic", I'm not sure I agree with a lot of what he posts, but this made me giggle.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Normal moaning will be resumed shortly...

For anyone (in the UK) who saw "Nip/Tuck" last night.

I cried - and I'm not ashamed to say it.

I also laughed at the heads...

For those who don't have Sky or Cable, I'd recommend catching it on TV (should it show up on terrestrial) or to buy the first series on DVD assuming they release it over here in the UK.

I can tell what people have searched for on Google in order to reach my site. Some of the stuff is strange, some is interesting and at least one is disturbing. I'm not trying to insult anyone here (except perhaps the last entry) it's just a bit of light-hearted fun.

"conciousness random -ring -music -krishna" - Don't ask me. I want to know why they excluded "ring" and "music".
"1 in 5 men have women's brains" - I'd say one in five men have brains, and leave it at that.
"belle de jour boots" - Given current speculation "Belle" may well wear the same size twelves as I do.
"dangers of prostitution" - Really popular for some reason... some people search for "prostitutes in Newham". Prostitution is in my top five search terms for this page.
"SMELLING WOMENS ARMPITS" - Eh? What? I don't get it...
"haemarroids" - Because I'm one of only 3 Google pages that uses that particular misspelling of hemmaroid, er I mean hemorrhoid (That should get me a few more...)
"Pictures of dead people in random accidents" - Use Rotten.com for that, not me (especially after a Paramedic got the sack for taking "disturbing" photos).
"Medical" - Only three people have come here after searching for "medical" which I think kinda misses the point.
"Paris Hilton and toilet paper" - You make one passing remark about Paris Hilton (who I thought was the hotel, and all sorts of people wander along). And why "toilet paper"?
"psychiatric depression blog" - I know it might not seem it, but I'm normally very happy.
"reality secret" - There is no secret. I can promise you that - and you wouldn't find it here either.
"cingulate gyrus photos" - You want photos of a part of the brain? Why? Still as long as you aren't going out and getting those photos off your next-door neighbour who you buried in the garden.


And rather worryingly...

"9 year old daughter f**k daddy" - More than slightly disturbing...(and those "*"'s were my inclusion)

I've been told that "Womble Porn" should get a few people to this page as well, maybe if I also talk about "Britney Spears" and "fetish" I'll get even more...