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by Reynolds on Thu 29 Apr 2004 09:44 PM BST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

One of those posts that goes nowhere.

If there is one (pointless) thing that rubs me up the wrong way, it's unpolished boots. I have to keep my boots polished - it's not a fetish, I was never in the army, and the rest of my uniform is can only be called clean in a charitable sense.
But why did I buy some another tin of polish when I had bought some a week ago and have hardly used it?

Maybe it is becoming a fetish...

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Re: Boot Polish

by Marc at 07:18AM (BST) on Apr 30, 2004 | Permanent Link

You can polish mine if you want...they're in need of it. On the other hand, if it IS becoming a fetish, then maybe not.

Re: Boot Polish

by maddog at 03:22PM (BST) on Apr 30, 2004 | Permanent Link

Someone onced asked me why I keep my boots so polished. I said, "So it will be easier to pull it out of your ass once I shove it up there!"

I, too, think unpolished boots look sloppy.

--maddog

Re: Boot Polish

by pix at 07:45PM (BST) on Apr 30, 2004 | Permanent Link

... and here I thought men were supposed to have fetishes about women's shiny shoes, not their own! ;)

Re: Re: Boot Polish

by Reynolds at 07:55PM (BST) on Apr 30, 2004 | Permanent Link

Hmmm, maybe the "Shoe Polish Project"?

Re: Boot Polish

by pix at 11:32PM (BST) on Apr 30, 2004 | Permanent Link

You realise, of course, that by invoking the holy "s" word on your blog, you will now have to provide a photo, for inclusion in the Shoe Project.

Re: Boot Polish

by harry at 04:03PM (BST) on Sep 14, 2007 | Permanent Link

What if there were boots that never need polishing! what if they were self cleansing and their shine never wears off! I should hurry up and get this to Nike. They are always ahead of everyone in creative ideas.
Ugg Boots

Re: Boot Polish

by harry at 04:04PM (BST) on Sep 14, 2007 | Permanent Link

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