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View Article  Fiddling
You can tell I'm avoiding doing the laundry by the fiddling with the CSS so that I could have those little grey squares to the left of the date of a posting.

Don't they look nice - it only took me an hour, and much scrabbling around in my CSS book to work out how to do it.

Suppose I better load up the washing machine now...
View Article  Strange Voice
I'm sitting here at home, with little to do all day (apart from laundry, ironing, reading blogs so I can be "prepped" for the first of the London Blogmeets) when my phone rings. I expect it to be my mum as she's told me she is going to ring today.
But the voice on the other end of the phone says.."Hello...Mr...Reynolds...You...May...Have...Won...A...Trip...To...Europe..." in a really stilted, stop/go fashion.

"I'm not interested" I say back.

"If...You...Wish...To...Take...Advantage" it continues.

"Oh I see, you are a computer" I reply - feeling smug that I've worked it out by myself.

Pause.

"I...Beg...Your Pardon?". The voice now picks up a hint of emotion.

Obviously not a computer.

"Sorry mate, you just sound like a computer to me".

"Oh...Of...This...Offer...Then...Just..." it continues without a pause.

"I'm not interested", but by now I'm wondering how they get a worker to ardently stick to his script - there is no stopping him now so I just hang up.

I've got a feeling he is one of those overseas telesales people - I normally get chatting to them, just to give them something else to do than dial and get hung up on all day - but this bloke was starting to worry me.

Maybe he was an artificial intelligence?
View Article  About Me
I've started an "About Me" page, I'll keep adding information as I think of stuff. I think some stuff might suggest itself via the blog.
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

All opinions on this website are mine alone, and may not reflect those of the L.A.S or other ambulance crews

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