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Warren Ellis V

by Reynolds on Thu 10 Mar 2005 11:45 AM GMT | Permanent Link | Cosmos

Ancient Chinese Sex Toys, the text may be in 'foreign', but the pictures speak a thousand words.

(Safe for work, as long as your work doesn't mind you looking at rusty iron dildos)

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Re: Warren Ellis V

by Anonymous on Thu 10 Mar 2005 11:51 AM GMT | Permanent Link

So what do you think the smiling miss at the bottom of the page carries in her handbag?
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Re: Warren Ellis V

by Anonymous on Fri 11 Mar 2005 04:25 AM GMT | Permanent Link

The text doesn't say a lot. Here's a translation of the captions, though, since I'm trying to avoid working.

1: Stone penis, 1500B.C. Length 1.2 cm
2: Bronze penis, Han dynasty. Length 14.5 cm
3: Bronze penises, Han dynasty. Length 14.8 cm (top), 12.6 cm bottom)
4: Iron double-headed penis, Han dynasty. Length 12.8, 14.5 cm. Unearthed in Han burial grounds in Hebei. Now kept at Hebei Provincial Museum.
5: Gold penis. Liao dynasty.

Tom

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