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What happened today - the full story...

I got a call to a house on an estate in Bow to a 60 year old female diabetic with 'low blood sugar'. No problem I thought, I got there quickly and was happy to see that the flat was on the ground floor. I thought that I won't need my cardiac monitor/defibrillator so I went to leave it in the car, but that was when I heard someone wail. I've written about this wail before, it's the sort of thing you hear when someone is dead...

I grabbed the defibrillator and ran into the house. I was led to a bedroom where I found a very unwell looking Bangladeshi woman, the first thing I did was to check her pulse, as on first impressions, she looked dead. She had a pulse, which pleased me a lot...

Oxygen was given and I checked her blood sugar level, and it was 2.2, which is dangerously low. We have an injection that will raise a patients blood sugar. So I gave that, and within ten minutes she was coming around, the ambulance crew then gave her some sugar and the last I saw of her was her walking out to the ambulance.

What a bunch of heroes...

So, I then wanted to turn the car around to leave the estate, so I drove into a parking space that is guarded by a pole that is folded up when the space is empty. As I went to reverse out of the space I heard a horrible grinding noise and the engine cut out. There was then a strong smell of petrol - So I thought something may have gone wrong with the car.

This pole had lept up catching against the underside of the car, and I later found out that it had torn the fuel line. I think it has some valve in the fuel tank that stops it emptying the whole tank, which is rather handy, or I'd have been swimming my way out.

I was then low-loaded away to Waterloo, because the car is originally one of theirs, when I filled out a ream of paperwork, and stroked the station cat. I then had a Station officer from Newham pick me up to take me back to my station (I caught him singing "Life in a Northern Town" by the Dream Academy, and the "Just One Cornetto" songs on the way back)

When I got back to West Ham the fitters had a spare car, but they wanted to make sure it was safe to drive (they had just gotten it back from a service or something). But then a couple of ambulances turned up which were broken, and they didn't have a chance to check it out - so I sat on station, had a cup of tea and finished reading my book (and very good it is too).
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This is my RRU car being low loaded away to Waterloo Control to be fixed. I've managed to break the fuel pipe, thereby leaving a pool of petrol on the floor.

I'll give you all the full details (and more pictures) later, but the cause of the accident has led Control to rename my callsign from 'EC50' to the more descriptive 'EC-Muppet'.

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I will be posting more on this later, but after saving a patients life (yay for me), I have now broken the RRU car. Fuel has leaked out over the floor, and I am currently sitting behind Bow road waiting for a truck to tow me away.

I explain more about how I managed to break the car once I have worked it out myself...
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

All opinions on this website are mine alone, and may not reflect those of the L.A.S or other ambulance crews

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