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by Reynolds on Thu 31 Mar 2005 11:20 AM BST | Permanent Link | Cosmos

I will be posting more on this later, but after saving a patients life (yay for me), I have now broken the RRU car. Fuel has leaked out over the floor, and I am currently sitting behind Bow road waiting for a truck to tow me away.

I explain more about how I managed to break the car once I have worked it out myself...

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Re: Stuck

by Anonymous on Thu 31 Mar 2005 12:38 PM BST | Permanent Link

I think that's a war story that needs serious embellishment Tom:

“In the course of duty… while attempting to save multiple lives… under heavy artillery fire… with nary a thought for my own safety… I fought my way to a site of horrific injury and death…
“To my horror, when I returned to my trusty steed… she was dying… her vitality… her life-force was ebbing away… as I lay there… cradling her cold, lifeless shell… I screamed in rage… ‘Why God, why?’…”

I think it helps if you use a hammy William Shatner-style stilted delivery :)

Ithika. The Broken Hut.

Re: Re: Stuck

by Luc on Thu 31 Mar 2005 01:50 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link

I think you need to understand the capability of highly trained medical staff to break things. When I was selling medical kit (and demoing it in theatres or ITU it was a source of wonder how much stuff got broken. Hence the old joke - a nurse in a lift could break a ball bearing..

Re: Re: Stuck

by Reynolds on Thu 31 Mar 2005 10:52 PM BST | Profile | Permanent Link

That...is...excellent...

I save that sort of thing for the pub though. Easier to get past the tricky detail of fact checking.

Re: Stuck

by Anonymous on Thu 31 Mar 2005 07:23 PM BST | Permanent Link

Learning Nursing Here,

is it wise to be using a mobile whilst sitting in a pool of petrol?

Just a thourght, Back to my Essay on Cardiology now...

HELP :(

Re: Re: Stuck

by Anonymous on Thu 31 Mar 2005 08:36 PM BST | Permanent Link

Strangely enough, it's an urban myth of epic proportions. I can even point you towards mention of scientific studies! :)

Ithika.

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Re: Stuck

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Re: Stuck

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Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.
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