As it's Diamond Geezers birthday today, here is the second of two posts that look to emulate him. He was one of the blogs that I read that got me into blogging in the first place.
Below are 21 anagrams of things that people have 'suffered' from enough to have an ambulance called. Put the answers in the comments box, and only one guess per person please.
The 21st anagram is both an injury and a future blog post
1) INFECT RUG
2) A NON DRY RUSK DIDDLER
3) A UGANDA STEM IN IV NO
4) A BAD PAIN LIM NO
5) A HORNED ADA GOT IRVIN MI
6) CITE THE THY
7) STOW A KNIGHTS PILL
8) MEET A MESSIAH
9) BABY BLEND TILES
10) EEL MASS
11) LUF
12) HI A TEMPERER THUG
13) NEGOTIANT
14) RID A BELCH IF UNFIT TYING
15) A PC THE SIN
16) RYAN JUDE HI
17) AH PLAY YOGIC EM
18) ENDED PUSS
19) FAG THE FROM HILL
20) ATTACK AT MASH
21) A BED FE RIGOUR NO SPY
Happy birthday DG
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Diamond Geezer Part II
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Zinnia Cyclamen
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 01:26 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Only one guess per person? Glad I got here first, then. I'll take no. 11. Surely I don't need to spell it out. Or did you mean only one set of guesses per person? In which case I'll be doing no work this afternoon!
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Anonymous
on Fri 11 Mar 2005 12:16 PM GMT | Permanent Link
is no1 "cunt grief"?
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laurencetimms
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 01:48 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
I'll take 17: HYPOGLYCAEMIA
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laputain
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 03:08 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
right. number 10 eel mass
measles! Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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stroppycow
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 04:10 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
12) Pyrexia?
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Anonymous
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 05:59 PM GMT | Permanent Link
20 is asthma attack
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Anonymous
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 08:15 PM GMT | Permanent Link
15 is chest pain
merys Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Anonymous
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 10:05 PM GMT | Permanent Link
14) RID A BELCH IF UNFIT TYING difficulty in breathing or nudity if bright if cleanelse Batty if defiliing urchin or thrifty building in cafe. da cheeted i did dungbeetle
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teqkiller
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 10:37 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
18 is the ambulance service's best euphemism, "suspended".
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diamond geezer
on Wed 09 Mar 2005 10:51 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Ahh, I like these :o)
16 is "head injury" Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 07:06 AM GMT | Permanent Link
#1 cut finger - always great at 1 in the morning on a 24 hour shift
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Reynolds
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 12:58 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Even better at 5am, just as you are trying to get your head down for a minute.
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 10:13 AM GMT | Permanent Link
11 = Flu.
I'm a genius for guessig that one... Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 10:52 AM GMT | Permanent Link
No 12- The old favourite "high temperature"
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stroppycow
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 11:27 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
this one had already been answered
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 10:58 AM GMT | Permanent Link
19 is either:
hog fart fell him or fit hag from hell Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 12:29 PM GMT | Permanent Link
No 6: Itchy Teeth (do they really???)
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Reynolds
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 12:55 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Oh yes...
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 12:34 PM GMT | Permanent Link
4: Abdominal Pain
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Anonymous
on Thu 10 Mar 2005 12:49 PM GMT | Permanent Link
8) Haematemesis, the vomiting of blood, apparently.
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Anonymous
on Fri 11 Mar 2005 01:46 AM GMT | Permanent Link
#21 is foreign body up arse. Can't wait for the post!
monster Re: Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Reynolds
on Fri 11 Mar 2005 02:10 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Congratulations.
I think it might be a number of posts about every different 'foreign object up arse' story I can remember. Re: Re: Re: Diamond Geezer Part II
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Anonymous
on Fri 11 Mar 2005 03:24 AM GMT | Permanent Link
friend of a friend etc.... reckoned to practice getting unusual items up there to attract the attention of a pretty casualty nurse at Stockport infirmary. A full sized rolling pin was allegedly his masterpiece.
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