I get so many calls that are top priority because of "Difficulty in breathing" or "Altered breathing", and when I turn up there is nothing wrong with their breathing (except they are maybe crying, whimpering, or have a runny nose).

So I've just come from a chest pain job which was sent to me as "Normal breathing" - and when I turn up the patient is hyperventilating (breathing way too fast). The one time that someone really does have altered breathing and I'm the last to know...

I spent an hour calming her down and getting her breathing back to normal - I really should work on my hypnosis skills for relaxing people quickly.