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If I ever come across a person who writes Malware – I promise that I will break their legs.  It’ll be worth it, and if I’m ever called to someone who writes this stuff I’ll make sure that their injury gets worse before they reach the hospital.

If I come across the person responsible for the “aurora.transponder” malware, I’ll start with the legs, but they will end up in little bits (I think it’ll be justifiable homicide).  Actually I think I’ll flay the fuckers alive.

I’ve spent all night using MS Antispyware, Spybot S&D and Ad-aware, all to no avail – I’ve even been manually removing registry keys and the like.  It is similar to when my car gets stolen, it’s frustrating because I’m being attacked and yet I have no-one I can punch over this.

A couple of people have suggested that I get an Apple Mac to combat this problem, unfortunately I don’t have the funds for it, but I do have a plan…

Over on the right you will find a little button.

You can click this button to send me money.  Yep, it’s begging time.

I get around 9,000 to 10,000 visitors a day, so if they all were to donate just 50p ($1) then, not only would I have enough for a nice shiny Mac, but I’d have a load left over to give to a charity.

And of course, you wouldn’t have to put up with my moaning about Malware.

Your choice…



UPDATE: The reason why the Paypal thing goes to 'Brian' is because that is the name that comes first on my birth certificate. Tom is my middle name, and I use that as my nom-de-plume because when I started this blog I wanted that little bit of a separation between this site and my real-life work, partly for patient confidentiality reasons. So don't worry, there isn't some scam going on here, and I have mentioned it before.

Secondly, I'll never charge folk to access this site, all donations are voluntary - you won't get any extra content except a 'thank you' email from me. The reason why some sites are asking for donations are because these things do cost money to run (to be fair, it's not much if you pick the right hosting solutions), and some people would like to at least break even on providing content. At the moment it costs me about £25 a month to run this site (including the hosting for the upcoming podcasts), and I get so much out of this site, and the great people who read it, that it is well worth the money.
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Just a quick request.

If there are any police from KF reading this, can one of them drop me a quick email please. You may know what it is about.

Cheers

Everyone else, just ignore this post
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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