On the way back from London I met Lee*. 

Lee thought that it was ‘cool’ to…

     …Get drunk on Strongbow and White Lightning.

     …Overdose on Heroin.

      …Fixate on Kurt Cobain.

     …and stick silly, and unattractive, amounts of metal through his face.

In fact Lee actually wanted to die young.  Preferably of a heroin overdose.

I spent a very enjoyable tube journey telling him exactly what us LAS do to twits like him.

I even demonstrated a proper sternal rub.  He couldn’t stand five seconds of it…

With idiot kids like him, is it any wonder we are fighting a losing battle?

Well, at least he and his friends, did entertain me on the tube back from the centre of town.

And he did promise to phone me when he was drunk…

I suspect he might reconsider if he reads the rest of this blog….

*Lee is his real name – I wasn’t on duty, so who cares about confidentiality and anonymity.