So my first job of the night was a 47 year old female with 'difficulty in breathing', she refused to talk to Control, so I fully expected someone like an alcoholic.
Instead she has neurological problems from a growth in the brain. The difficulty in breathing came from a mixture of a fairly mild cough and a panic attack.
So a genuine patient, if not for the reason that I was called, then for the need to be reassured.
Not a 'bad' job at all for a Friday night.