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This is my tooth after being torn from my jaw by my Finnish dentist. I bravely laughed at the huge pair of pliers she used. Born from my head amidst a lot of tugging and a rather horrible splintering noise coming from my jaw. If you look closely you can see a bit of jawbone still attached. At one point the dental nurse whispered a quiet, "Wow".

Afterwards she asked me to blow out my nose while she held it shut - I think it was to make sure that she hadn't tunnelled through my head. with her accent, my ears and her facemask I was convinced she was telling me that she was going to, "break my nose".

I considered this a little harsh.

I'm now left with a huge, slimy, blood oozing hole in my mouth. The local anaesthetic is starting to wear off.

I must have some painkillers around here somewhere...

The dentist did look a bit strangely at me when I asked if I could keep the tooth - I thought it best that I didn't mention I was going to put a photo of it up on the internet.

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I'm sitting in my dentist's office, waiting to have one of my teeth pulled out.

This is something that is planned and I'm, rather strangely, looking forward to it.

...and no, I don't have a fetish for dentists.

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Sent from a mobile phone, probably from the cab of an ambulance from a dentist's office.
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Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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