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View Article  Bugger
...And of course as I go to drive to my mum's for dinner, the battery on my car decides to stop working. So I'm sitting in the car, in the dark awaiting a pick-up.

Merry Christmas all.

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View Article  The Kindness Of Control
No late job (thanks to the kindness of Control) so now I'm heading home for the family dinner and the exchange of swag.

Back tomorrow for more of the same...

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View Article  R5L
A(nother) little old lady, this one fainted. Both her and her family were lovely.
Then an attempted radio slot on BBC Radio 5 live, aborted due to the poor mobile phone reception at the local hospital.
Half an hour until the end of shift. Will I get another job?...
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View Article  Typical
Maternataxi

*Message ends*

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View Article  Cough
A run out of our area for a 50 year old with a cough that he has had for three weeks. Quite a thin chap which always makes such things look worse.

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Festive
Originally uploaded by Random_Reality.
Even the receptionists in A&E are getting in the festive mood. (I make no comment on the boots...). One of the girls has antlers on her head.



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Sent from a mobile phone, probably from the cab of an ambulance.

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View Article  More Little Old Ladies
Another little old lady who fell over last night but, 'I didn't want to bother you' so waited until this morning to call us. Lovely woman who may have cracked a rib. She has lots of friends who were all concerned for her and were very helpful for us (again, a rarity).

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Free food.
Originally uploaded by Random_Reality.
Bless them all - loads of businesses get together and send us food for Christmas. I'm devouring the chocolate now...



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View Article  Fallen Lady
A little old lady who tripped and cracked her head open. She broke my heart and I found myself emotionally bullying the nurses with the phrase 'we need to show some Christmas spirit'. It's making me feel a little tearful, so this job will be a proper blogpost later. It's a happy ending though, which is good.

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View Article  Job One
Got called an 'angel' by our first job at five past seven, a very nice 63 year old chest pain. Patient called the emergency GP first which, considering his cardiac history, was probably the wrong thing to do. Cardiac chest pain = 999 in my book.

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View Article  Prep
Preparing the ambulance for the shift, making sure it is fully kitted. All while drinking a big mug of tea.

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View Article  Christmas Morning
Half past five and I'm getting up for work. How is that right or fair? It's not all bad though, I'm working with Laura and she is bringing food.

Shift runs from seven until four. With any luck it'll be a nice easy shift
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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