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View Article  Lying To Patients

Here is the thing – I’m a pretty poor liar.  I don’t get much practice, I don’t like doing it and as part of my personality flaws I love sharing things that I know with anyone that’ll listen.  Unfortunately in this business you need to try and keep some things to yourself.

I was called to a place of work where a fifty-five year old woman was complaining of constant headaches.  When I arrived on the scene she was being comforted by a work colleague as she had obviously just been crying.  Now – some people would be wondering why an ambulance would be called for a headache, and why I’m not moaning about the waste of resources.

The reasoning behind my not moaning are simple…

  • The woman was terribly upset.  This indicated fear, and I’m very forgiving if people call an ambulance because they are scared.
  • You are fifty-five years old.  you know all about headaches.  This is different, very different, to the headaches you’ve had in the past.
  • I’m getting soft in my old age.

I got a verbal history from the patient – the headache had been coming and going for two weeks and normal painkillers weren’t touching the pain.  there was no other history of ill health, she hadn’t been to the doctor for years and she had no allergies.  She told me that on that morning she had woken up with the headache and also a feeling of “not being connected to the world”.  Once more, her painkillers hadn’t even touched the pain.

A quick ‘n’ dirty neurological examination didn’t reveal anything particularly scary and her observations were all normal apart from a moderately raised blood pressure.  I discounted the blood pressure as her being scared and sitting in the back of an ambulance looking at my ugly mug.

So we had a drive over to the hospital.

All through the trip I could see that her main fear was that she had grown a brain tumour.  The words were never mentioned – but her fear was of such intensity and direction that I knew that this is what she was thinking.  I would have loved to have lied to her.  I would have given a lot to be able to put my arm around her and tell her that there was no chance of the headaches being caused by a brain tumour. 

But I couldn’t.

I had to sit there and explain about all my ‘negative findings’, I could tell her that her pulse was fine, that she hadn’t had a stroke, that her blood sugar was better than mine and that her short neurological exam didn’t show anything unusual.

But I couldn’t tell her what she wanted to hear.

We reached the hospital, and while I handed over to the nurse one side of her face started to become numb…


A little later, while returning to the hospital with another patient, I saw our woman in the resuscitation room.  She was sitting up and talking to her work colleague who had accompanied her in the ambulance.  I wondered why she was in there – but was too busy to ask the resus nurse.


Towards the end of my shift I saw our patient walking back from the toilet (with colleague still in tow).  I asked her what the doctors had found.

“They are keeping me in”, she told me, my heart sank.  “Apparently I have a really high blood pressure, and that’s what’s been causing it”.

“Oh superb!”, I said, “they can cure that!”.

You could see that she was a lot more relaxed, and that her main concern was that she was now going to be in hospital while the doctors treated her blood pressure. 

Hardly a concern at all.

 

Her blood pressure had been so high, our machine for recording it hadn’t been able to measure it correctly.  Which is a little troubling. 

 

View Article  Ex. Misc.

Just a few things to get you caught up on some of the things that have happened/will happen before I write a ‘proper’ ambulance post.

  • I’ve had the dreaded lurgy for the past couple of days (which is why my blogging has been so light).  I could fill you with disgust about the symptoms – but I’d rather draw a veil over them and just let you know that I’m finally managing to cough up huge gobbets of green mucus at the moment.
  • However – this illness comes at the right time.  My mum and brother are heading on holiday in the next few days, so I’ve taken a week of annual leave in order to housesit (or rather video record ‘Neighbours’ and ‘Doctors’ everyday for my mum).  They are having a couple of days in Toronto, a day in Niagara Falls and a couple of days in New York.  Any suggestions for must see things would be gratefully received.
  • As this holiday coincides with my week of off-duty, I have a whole fortnight off work.  This will make me both happy and bored.  While I have a few ambulance stories stockpiled, you may notice me going a bit ‘off topic’ occasionally.  I’d just humour me if I were you – I bite when I get upset.
  • I have new business cards.  They are a lovely shade of yellow and have one of Hugh’s cartoons on the back.  It says “This city is killing me but what a glorious death it is”.  The message just seems…right.
  • This Thursday I’m meeting up with a friend for drinks and curry in the Brick Lane area.  If you want to come along you are welcome – just email me for details.
  • I’ve been asked by the nice people at Londonist to take part in a multi-blogger talk.  It’s on Wednesday the 5th of April at the London Apple store starting at 7pm.  I’ll be chatting for twenty minutes or so on “Blogging as Identity – real and virtual”.  also there will be the lovely Annie Mole, the always interesting Tom Coates and the “I’ve not heard of them before – but they are the newest addition to my RSS feeder” Inky Circus.  You can get more details about it here (although I’m guessing that the Londonist chaps haven’t seen my Flickr stream…).
  • I’ve just gotten the ‘blad’ of Da Book.  A ‘blad’ for those who don’t know (and I didn’t know until I was told) is a short sampler for an upcoming book.  It’s kind of rough and at a quick glance there are a couple of things that need changing, but…  It’s really weird to see things that I’ve written actually on a page, in a book, with a cover and everything.  It’s still strange to think that a jumped up taxi driver can get a book published.
  • I’m currently listening to The Shortwave Set with it’s sublime “Repeat to fade” (You can get a smaller, but better quality video clip at their Myspace page).  I’m trying to get this out of my head…
  • Erm…  I think that’s it.
Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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