These are my lovely publishers. They have bought me alcohol and given me sexual favours. I like them a lot. I now give you over to these professional writers...
The following is written by my publisher...
As publisher I would like to say That I like the sexual favours bit but will consider anything.
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pinklefish
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 10:14 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Oh well, here's another post that will be looking slightly different in the morning.....
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trakl
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 10:21 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Hopefully the commet will be the only thing that looks different in the morning ;)
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pinklefish
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 10:27 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Hey I may be wrong, the way those three are looking at the camera I think Reynolds may be too exhausted to edit posts in the morning!
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Reynolds
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 12:59 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Dream on.
One's married. One's male. The other one is way too bright to have anything to do with me. Re: Re: Re:
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pinklefish
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 11:24 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Well there's your problem right there! Any ladies on here who were interested will now be put off because you imply they'd have to be less bright than the publisher to have anything to do with you!
(Yes I know that's twisting it but that's what some women will think! Ok so mainly neurotic ones but nonetheless...) Re:
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Dan
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 10:49 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
hmmm, this is definately a 10 lager posting :)
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Reynolds
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 12:58 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
3 pints actually.
I'm cheap. Re:
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surfertam
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 11:01 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
quite fancy the pixie but uncle fester scares the beejesus out of me!
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Merys Jones
on Thu 09 Mar 2006 11:25 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Does anyone else get the feeling that Tom is really enjoying his week off work?
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Reynolds
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 01:00 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
It's a business meeting...
...down the pub.... ...not at my suggestion... ...honest. Re: Re:
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Reynolds
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 12:57 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Well yes - the middle one refused to keep drinking with her bosses, and really refused to let me escort her home.
I mean - I'm a perfect gentleman in such situations. Honest. Re: Re: Re:
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sue
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 10:18 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
I would have found the last post more believable if you hadn't put 'Honest' on the end!
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JP
on Mon 13 Mar 2006 07:20 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Did you have your uniform on?
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Snoop
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 11:08 AM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Given the number of replies you've made to readers' comments, Tom, I think the only remark I can make is "Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much".
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The Driving Instructor
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 04:05 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
So this is what you get up to in the name of writing a book!
I've never heard of a publisher wanting sexual favours. The Driving Instructor Re: Publishers
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Glenda
on Fri 10 Mar 2006 08:07 PM GMT | Profile | Permanent Link
Whatever, whatever, whatever.
Enjoy! Enjoy! Life is too short not to do otherwise. Gledna! |
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