Just a random post (just ever so slightly into my last one)

Maternataxi!

10 minute contractions!

Treated as a large yellow taxi by the whole family!

Never said "Thank you", to their highly skilled medical crew!

Treated to a free pram, carry cot and carseat by my taxes!

(If they have a carseat then they must have a car).

Total distance travelled - 0.8 miles!

Unhappiness of this particular crew member for being used as a taxi driver - 7/10!

Six hours to the end of my shift and we have not had a single job that required an ambulance...

NHS funds well spent.