Don't people do some bizarre things when they're off their nut? I particularly liked the description of the vicious guard dog "Large, brown, angry and with a lot of teeth". At least that will narrow it down and remove the large, brown angry dogs with only 3 teeth from the frame.

My last job of the night?

Maternataxi to the delivery suite. Made me 1.5hrs late off. The most annoying thing was the mum to be getting out of a car sat on her driveway to get in the ambulance. They had been to the local MIU to be told "delivery suite is only open from 9am to 5pm". They then sat in the car, on the drive till 06:15 before calling us.

She'd been having contractions since 2AM.

Why oh why didn't she just get driven down to the delivery suite at 2AM when the contractions started?

Nowt so strange .....

Nowt so strange .....

Glenda

Just picked up the latest copy of LAS news to see your glorious face staring back at me! You've truely made it big now, for sure. Feel proud.

I've jnust seen you quoted on 'citizen journalism' on the back page of Writers' News (Oct 2006 vol 17 No 10).

Thought you would be happy to know :)