Top call of the day...

The call was given as "Collapsed, not breathing", so we rushed around there to discover that the location was a cab office.

A woman had come into the office to try and persuade the cab dispatcher to go to church, he had buried his head in his hands and tried to ignore her.

She then thought he had died, then panicked and called us.

The "patient" was apologetic, he didn't know that we had been called, while the caller was convinced he had died and come back to life.

Despite being told otherwise by ourselves and the patient.

You have got to laugh.