My brother and mother are off on (another) holiday to Miami, this means that they have the full 'collection' of all the 'C.S.I.' cities. It also proves that teachers are paid too much.

I can't go because not enough of you bought my book*. I am therefore poor. I hope you are all happy.

Bread and water for my dinner tonight, then down the pub to sup from the drip tray.

What I have been tasked to do by them is to feed the stray cat that has adopted them. This means cycling down to their place every day, as I can't afford the petrol.

On a (very slightly) more serious note - I have no ambulance work until next Saturday, but lots of running around doing writing type stuff. There are even two days of early (6 a.m.) starts.

So today will be spent playing World of Warcraft and watching England most likely lose at rugby. I also think that my mobile phone has broken itself - it must have heard me talking about the iPhone.

I've decided to go to the MCM Expo tomorrow, as that is the day that they hold the talk that I'm really interested in. The one about how to break into comics.

Right - I'm off to kill elves or some-such.

*Although reading the reviews that people have posted does massage my ego nicely.