I have a theory as to why the government refuses to properly fund ambulance, A&E and social care services.

 – Most of the people who use these services are old, as in retired old.

 – Retired old people don’t pay taxes, but they do cost benefits.

 – The above services prolong the lives of old people.

 – Therefore, if we don’t fund them then more old people will die and save the government money.

 

Simple really.

Is anyone going to this on Saturday – if you are then you may spot me roaming around with a camcorder talking to people.