Why am I like Dr. Who?

  • I travel in a square vehicle with a flashing light on the top.
  • I apparently travel in time - how else do you explain how quickly I get to a location?
  • The inside of our ambulance looks bigger than the outside.
  • We arrive when chaos reigns, and leave having solved everyone's problems.
  • We wear strange clothes and carry weird equipment with us.
  • Our vehicles are held together with bodged equipment.
  • Sometimes people die around us, sometimes due to violence.
  • We come and go, changing lives forever and no-one ever asks us our names.

But why am I most like Dr. Who?

  • Because I can't keep a woman for longer than 13 episodes.

Some of these points are more relevant to the original series.