I have no internet connection at home. While I love the iPhone I can't really write out a long post on it's touch keyboard.

I can read comments though.

I've been thinking about a new thing where I ask you a question every Monday - an audience participation type thing.

So this is the first one.

'I have a freckle on my belly that if I scratch it makes my right elbow feel really strange - what weird things have you discovered about your body?'

And while you answer that I shall no doubt be shouting at Virgin media...

UPDATE: I now have my internet back and there was no need to shout at the Virgin helpdesk as the man that dealt with me was both knowledgeable and very, very helpful - I know that Virgin aren't the best loved ISP but this individual was a shining example of what helpdesk services should be. For those that are interested, for some unknown reason my UPnP on my router stopped working.