I understand that there is a job going in a government advisory agency.
All you have to do is call yourself a scientist, and then agree with everything the government and the newspapers say - ignore all evidence and keep your mouth shut.
Seriously, is there any political party that understands science, that makes decisions based on evidence rather than on what Paul Dacre or Dominic Mohan publishes?
Anyone fancy starting said political party?
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So, the decision is made - NaNoWriMo, here I come - 1,667 or so words starting tomorrow in an effort to (a) get down a first draft, and (b) get me back into the habit of writing regularly. There may be ambulance based posts dotted here and there depending on how aggrieved I feel...

