Emchi, you are funny, made me laugh at least. I'd love to be a Jedi... Specifically for the chopping annoying people in half (I don't have to resucitate people cut in half), and for the Jedi Mind Trick of telling people to 'Bugger Off And Don't Bother Me' and they actually do it... In a (possibly) interesting sidenote, I've been reading up on Neuro Linguistic Programming, so that when I have to persuade overdose patients to attend hospital I can better 'convince' them... Ethics?...Pah! The 'remote from the dresser' sounds pretty sweet as well...