Of course, one can't do a reverse lookup on a cell phone to find out exactly where you live, you silly git. (I'm gonna go ahead and assume that your average brighter-than-a-radish stalker would know that already, and I'm not giving them any actual tips....) Speaking of your being a silly git, see how I'm practicing the lingo? Don't want to sound like an ignorant cow when I get to London...in October. I'm coming in October, dear, not August. (insert generic "men never listen" snark here) I look forward to reading suggestions from all your readers as to what can't be missed while I'm in London, but now I wonder...Tom, can we go to Manchester?