That reminds me of a Billy Connolly routine about wearing clean undies in case you get hit by a bus. He made the point that emergency personnel aren't likely to give a damn what your pants look like! Or are they? Reynolds, have you ever been on a call to someone and had cause to see their knickers, and found yourself shocked and appalled at the state of them? If so did this event bring great shame on the dirty-cacked person's family? I must know.