Interesting thought that. Having read this blog just how would it change your behaviour as an "ambulance caller" ? a) You need to wear clean pants b) You'd make sure that the EMT wasn't blogging while he was bagging you - mind you you wouldn't really care if he was doing that c) If you're asked to smile for the camera do so nicely d) Say something witty as he misses your vein for the fourth time e) Try to remember if you're a poorly controlled diabetic or just drunk f) Think of a good reason to actually call him out. Something that sounds more plausible than "can you take me to OP rather than A&E?" g) Carry a stop watch so you can time the RRU and shout "gotcha" as they go next door because you made a mistake with the house number i) Aim your vomit or other bodily fluids - try and get his PDA ;-)