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Re: Can You Keep A Secret?
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Anonymous
Here in LA, you ride on the side walks, inspite of the bike lanes, never stop for RED lights , use pedestian crossings, so one does not stop moving, they do enjoy wearing skin tight clothing so that the drivers do think of these pesky sicklists as mad hatters, but they also do wear martian head gear with cell phone attached so a 911 call is no problem, but no lights. You being a rescurer of fallen angels, would pick up those that ran in to the catcher of the day, a suv door. They also scare the living day lights out the olde doderers with their walkers, like me as ye swish by. Other wise nowt to worry about. Don't tell ye mum now. They do live charmed lives.
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