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Re: Sheer Bloody Terror

by Anonymous

By god, I hate spiders. *shudder* Reynolds, I totally sympathise with you. There is nothing as irrational as the abject terror and intense flight response that I get from large hairy arachnids. There is a size limit when the serious terror kicks in - about 50p sized (including legs). I can't even bear to watch large spiders on TV... and as for Shelob in Lord of the Rings? ARGH The worst irony is that outwardly similar (and flying!) daddy-long-legs (cranefly) do not bother me in the slightest. Oh, and I'm 6'2" and 15 stone. A spider is what, a hundredth of my longest dimension? and a millionth of my weight? Can you put a *ARACHNOPHOBE WARNING* on the next story like that please? James james@ihatespidersandspam.artyzan.net

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