Must admit, batsgirl does have a point ... Picture the scene: RRU comes racing round the corner, lights and sirens going. Stops outside a block of flat, with an elderly woman holding the door open. WOMAN: Quick, My Bill is feeling well. He's got stabbing pain down the left side of his body and he was looking rather grey. DRIVER: Ok Madam, how long has he been like this? WOMAN: Oh, about 10minutes. But I came down to wait for you 5 minutes ago. DRIVER: Ok, let me just get my equipment. Driver goes to the back of his vehicle, and pulls bag after bag of stuff out. The Zoll goes over the shoulder, kit held in his hand, and his newest, latest piece of equipment in the other hand. DRIVER: Can you give me a hand here please love? WOMAN: Erm, I've got a bad back - I can't lift anything. DRIVER: Oh crap. What floor did you say it was? WOMAN: 6th floor. And the lift isn't working. DRIVER: GAH! Regards, Nick http://nickhough.blogspot.com/