There is a story I've heard of a crew who went to a regular unconscious faker. They were so convinced that one of them gave the poor bloke a swift kick in the wotsits with his size 9 stee toe caps. When the patient didn't wake up and start screaming abuse at them, they decided he must be ill after all and took him to hospital. When he woke up in resus, he promptly "grabbed his plums" and accused the hospital staff of assault. Don't know if it's true, but it did give me a giggle.