I guess I should introduce myself, having just come out of the woodwork...I was formerly one of your occasional anonymous commenters :) Just for fun, I looked through some of the 484 spam emails that have been filtered out by my ISP in the last week, here's some of the better (or more intriguing) subject lines: Got a ticket? Go to traffic school. Like to cook? Consider culinary school. Portable toilets...for when you have to go right now. Who knows if you'll ever need one? But a gas generator is never a bad decision. Altoids Vending Machine Opportunity Find the right table cloth for the right occasion. and finally, my favourite: How does a genuine imitation $5000 watch for $250 sound? thump (Don't you just hate those non-genuine imitations? The ones that don't go "thump"?)