Play tourist? In Milton Keynes? Not wise... Ok, on your left you can see the snow dome and the new looks-like-it's-still-under-construction freefalling tower. On your right, the food centre. Yes, that's a posh way of saying 'there's Sainsbury's'. Erm... Ahead of you is the garden centre. You know what, that's it. Unless somebody took us on a tour of all the modern sculptures in MK, but that would take months, and it's all shite.