blimey, I'd come up with a million reasons why I'd delay poking about pregnent ladies nether regions.. GET ME A MIDWIFE.. NOW. I was once in the car park at work on my way home when I was attaked by a man bear hugging me, so as I broke away about to plonk this geeza he screams "my wifes having a baby" and sure enough in the car opposite a lady was indeed having a baby. so I called the switchboard on my mobile and at the "input the extention you require" dialed the internal emergency number. Cue Security with midwifes. Hurray for midwifes.