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Re: *Bleurgh* *splat* *splat* *splat*
by Anonymous
Nasty. As others have said drink plenty so that you don't dehydrate (but you knew that anyway, didn't you). If it goes on for any length of time then see your doctor - they may be useless but they do hand out sick notes and prescribe pills. If it was a Kebab you can see why they cause so much trouble by watching the filth files (Sky Travel on freeview. They show the same half dozen or so episodes at least twice a day as a filler). Basically the meat cylinders come frozen and need careful handling or raw meat juices will contaminate your dinner! On the program they are very keen on them being second cooked on a hot plate after they are carved. Don't call an ambulance until you are unconscious ;) Get Will Soon flip
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