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Re: Ikea
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Anonymous
As a Swede I love IKEA. It is the only form of Swedish cultural imperialism that remain since we stopped plundering and raping the Britts. Everywhere I go in the world there is an IKEA where I can go buy my Swedish foods.
A very important note though! NEVER EVER GO TO IKEA ON A WEEKEND! There has been deaths! The stores often publish statistics on the number of people in the shops at all times throughout the week. Spot the calm period and go then - it is usually the last hours before closing.
Bring a Swedish dictionary and have a laugh at all the names. IKEA means Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd - a combination of the founder's name and his birthplace village Elmtaryd-Agunnaryd.
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