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Re: Ikea

by red cat

So did you escape WITHOUT purchasing tea lights?? If you did, well done. You've done better that most of IKEA's customers, who usually end up in the carpark with a bag of 100 tealights and a puzzled expression. As for your last statement, that could be interpreted in two ways - you are devastatingly handsome and have no need for artificial beauty aids, or you are so ugly that artificial beauty aids are no use. I'm guessing the former.

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