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Re: Re: Soft, Wet Snooker Ball
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Anonymous
Smell is an odd thing, I found an old tube of chapstick the other day and the second I smelled it I was transported back in my memory to when I last used it, which was clever really.
I have a problem with people who wear too much perfume. It actually gives me heartburn. Does anyone else have that? On the tube some mornings I'm close to puking acid from all the people who've emptied half a bottle over themselves. The ironic thing is, they can't smell it. Reynolds posted about the before, there's a name for it where you stop being able to smell the perfume you put on, so you have to put more and more on just so you can smell it.
Well it does my head in. There should be a public information film about how you only need one squirt, and other people can smell it fine, even if you can't.
They must put some pretty nasty chemicals in perfume for it to make the acid tide up to my tonsils, is all I can think. That Lynx advert, spray more, get more: NO! Do not spray more!
As for poo, some of my poos smell quite nice, but that's because I don't digest food properly or something. They just smell like the food they used to be. I'm sure you wanted to know that. I'm going to post anonymously now, out of shame.
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