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Re: IQ Test
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BillyEatsWorms
Well, I have to say, as my second post here, I will be careful.
My GP is a tosser. I can give you examples;
Going past Doc's one day, elderly Pt, staggering up Doc's path to reception. I concerned, go up and ask if she is OK. What's the problem. Badly mumbled reply comes back, with quite obvious apathy in right side of body. I am thinking CVA? Triple 9 it. Shout for help, ensues Doctor Wanky Bollocks, saying everything is fine, Err, no. I am actually holding her up here Doc, she has slurred/bizzare speech, and it just doesn't feel right. Can we get an Ambulance? No need, she looks as though she has been drinking! Just help her though to the seating area in reception.
Well thanks Doc for that insightful advice you can blab out at at least 6ft away, I am holding her up, she doesn't smell of booze. She is unsteady on her feet, and can only hold my right hand to steady herself against me. Half of her face, is just not working. Thanks for that, really. No really, you stand there and pass moral judgment as you see fit. Wanker.
It took a passerby, a young gent, about 17, to ask if we were all right. "No, can you call an ambu, to this location, please!"
With said, Doc, huffing off back into the building.
Thanks for the support, thanks for supporting her, thanks for supporting me. Thanks for supporting the crew, who turned up and ferried her off. Thanks for saying thanks to the passer by who helped(It's ok I did that for you BTW and thanked the crew)
Also, thanks for telling my wife, with an ectopic pregnancy, that it was all part of the process of being a mum. Again. NO. Your piss poor actions nearly killed her, thank J H C, her mum came round. Also, thank Fook, the Amubu crew came with a Doc on board.
And you know, with all this under his fat lazy belt, the cretinus retard still can pratice.
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