Interesting timing. A cow-orker and I got a similarly pissed patient the other day, lying on the floor in the middle of the casino, and we couldn't smell any alcohol on him either. Admittedly, I don't have much of a sense of smell either, which is something that I'm frequently grateful for, but I can usually smell alcohol on patients' breath or their clothes. None of us (my cow-orker, security, or the MAS crew) could until he chucked. And then his vomit was probably flammable. Tricky bastard... :(