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Re: Re: Gah!
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Sanescientist
A quarter of a tonne! Wow! And I betcha s/he claims to have "a slow metabolism". To paraphrase Jasper Carrott, "the reason you are so fat is because this hole" (points to mouth) "is bigger than this hole" (points to arse).
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