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Re: Pill
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RandomKitten
Cute. I am property of two cats and I could relate to the above in my early days of slavery. Age and experience have brought a bit of wisdom and I can now administer pills and injections to the moggies very quickly and efficiently.
The trick is to behave with a mock no-nonsense vet attitude, as cats will use any trace of human hesitation to scratch you blind and shred your nostrils. Other piece of advice, if you don't succeed on the first go, don't try again immediately (you're bound to bleed), just wait a few hours.
Talking about cats, one of my favourite author once said: "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." --Robert A. Heinlein--
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