"Besides, I'm not delivering your pizza, you don't get your money back if I'm longer than thirty minutes. " This made me laugh so hard that tears rolled down my cheeks, and I have a really bad feeling that I am going to remember it next time a caller starts bitching about how an ambulance has taken more than two minutes to reach their vomiting child. I am going to have to seal my mouth up with gaffa tape to stop it escaping.