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Re: Learning Is A Continual Process

by Anonymous

Oh! great Murphy, the laws ye have given to EMS to help a speedy recouvery, are so intriguing. So what is the code for a pain in the neck?, or the pain in the rear? Or are those phrases so Politically incorrect. There might be a difference of opinion for where delivery of said party. Maybe ye use Humber [lumbar] lower and upper? I'm so glad that I don't have to get out 1.1/4d and toodle off to Paddy fields any more, Thanks for your great insight to your world, Glad we have great guys[guys now means gals too] like you. Dungbeetle

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